New Nationalised Twitter

NewTwitter would be launched first in Tembhli - Maharashtra on pilot basis.

Now , The New Birdie

• 40 out of 140 characters would be for the reserved category.
• VIPs would be able to tweet up to 160 characters.
• Twitter would be available from 9-5 , Monday to Friday.
• Twitter Dry Day on Gandhi Jayanti , Republic and Independence Day.
• People with > 350 followers would have to pay wealth tax.
• User names have to be Unique IDs or Pan Numbers.
• All Mumbaites would have to end every tweet with #JaiMaharashtra
• Handles would be renewed every 5 years after mandatory police verification.

Now , The Nationalised FailWhale

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