Saturday, October 16, 2010

New Nationalised Twitter

NewTwitter would be launched first in Tembhli - Maharashtra on pilot basis.
Now , The New Birdie

  • 40 out of 140 characters would be for the reserved category.
  • VIPs would be able to tweet up to 160 characters.
  • Twitter would be available from 9-5 , Monday to Friday.
  • Twitter Dry Day on Gandhi Jayanti , Republic and Independence Day.
  • People with > 350 followers would have to pay wealth tax.
  • User names have to be Unique IDs or Pan Numbers.
  • All Mumbaites would have to end every tweet with #JaiMaharashtra
  • Handles would be renewed every 5 years after mandatory police verification.

Now , The Nationalised FailWhale