New Nationalised Twitter
NewTwitter would be launched first in Tembhli - Maharashtra on pilot basis.
Now , The New Birdie
- 40 out of 140 characters would be for the reserved category.
- VIPs would be able to tweet up to 160 characters.
- Twitter would be available from 9-5 , Monday to Friday.
- Twitter Dry Day on Gandhi Jayanti , Republic and Independence Day.
- People with > 350 followers would have to pay wealth tax.
- User names have to be Unique IDs or Pan Numbers.
- All Mumbaites would have to end every tweet with #JaiMaharashtra
- Handles would be renewed every 5 years after mandatory police verification.
Now , The Nationalised FailWhale
