NewTwitter would be launched first in Tembhli - Maharashtra on pilot basis.
Now , The New Birdie
- 40 out of 140 characters would be for the reserved category.
- VIPs would be able to tweet up to 160 characters.
- Twitter would be available from 9-5 , Monday to Friday.
- Twitter Dry Day on Gandhi Jayanti , Republic and Independence Day.
- People with > 350 followers would have to pay wealth tax.
- User names have to be Unique IDs or Pan Numbers.
- All Mumbaites would have to end every tweet with #JaiMaharashtra
- Handles would be renewed every 5 years after mandatory police verification.
Now , The Nationalised FailWhale
You seem to have forgotten to mention the leader it will be named after.
ReplyDeleteRAJEEV GANDHI
INDIRA GANDHI
RAHUL GANDHI.
It may not succeed otherwise.
haha, hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAmazing!
ReplyDeleteGood one
ReplyDeleteHaha it will be first used by Rahul Baba , becoz he is VIP
ReplyDeleteThanks Mr.Chowla , dolphin , ketpan , vikrant and suneet .
ReplyDeleteRofl! And this better not get to thakreys, or they might demand these changes!
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