Uday : Hi, Is this Twitter? I am Uday. I need to get my Twitter account verified. And listen, I am in a hurry, have to leave for a shoot.
Bobby: Sir , Kindly give me your full name and Isn't shooting illegal in India?
Uday: Bugger, firstly,to be precise, I am the Uday Chopra and am talking about film shooting. You haven’t watched DDLJ ....
Bobby: Ya, Ya now I remember, were you SRK’s friend who wore a cap....
Uday: Bugger, that was Karan Johar, ....any ways what about “ Mujhse Dosti Karoge”?
Bobby: Sir please , I am not that type and I have a girl friend..
Uday : I AM TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE , ANY WAYS DID YOU WATCH DHOOM 2 ?
Bobby: Yes Sir , there were 3 Suzuki bikes 1000 cc GSK-R1000K6 , 600 cc GSX-R600K6 and GSR600K6 and all are my favourite , Hrithik was excellent , Abhishek was Ok but there was one bugger who shouldn’t be even allowed to drive a Luna . By the way, Were you director of the movie ...?
Uday: Forget it , Did you see Pyaar Impossible ?
Bobby: Yes sir, we got some free passes , free popcorn and a corner couple seat . So went with my girl friend . There was Priyanka Chopra in it.......
Uday: ( interrupts and sighs with relief ) There you are , and I was Priyanka Chopra’s ....
Bobby: (Interrupting ) you should have told earlier sir . Your account is verified now . Completes the details - Uday Chopra , Brother of Priyanka Chopra .... .Hangs the phone.
PS: I am a big fan of Uday Chopra , and I promise that I’ll watch his movie whenever he does his "ACTING" debut.
Good Post!
ReplyDeleteI am a 'bigg' fan of Uday Chopra ji.
There is rumor that Yash Chopra is re-launching him from Sri-Hrikota. This is what Yash had to say when asked about the re-launch; "WGahsofknh kdoofha dlhdln odjkdfloa pagdjjfn..."
Hilarious...m also a big fan & ac of uday chopra..n to continue being his fan & ac i DON'T WATCH his movies ;)
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ReplyDeleteGood Post.
@Shiv
Hilarious comment. Really.
@all
I think Uday has made his acting debut in PI. In fact good chances it's his last movie as a single hero as he was writer-producer-assistant director and what not. :)
Grt post sir! hillarious!
ReplyDeleteUday may be amused but may not like this post .
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ReplyDeletedamn funny...I am also waiting for His acting debut..
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